tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post6968324338175983409..comments2022-11-03T04:11:14.177-07:00Comments on Bryan Jones' Diary - the ramblings of a menopausal man: Women don't fartBryan Joneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-47989869523522032432016-08-02T04:34:18.596-07:002016-08-02T04:34:18.596-07:00Osa Lovely is as sexy as she has ever been when sh...Osa Lovely is as sexy as she has ever been when she decides to share her bout with gas in fantastic slow-motion! This special effect makes her toots more tenacious than ever before. <br /><a href="http://clips4sale.com/fart-fantasy" rel="nofollow">Click Here</a><br />Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02010545435912230750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-2539625165635352902016-02-22T10:00:44.557-08:002016-02-22T10:00:44.557-08:00'It just slips out nowadays' - love it!
T...'It just slips out nowadays' - love it! <br />Thanks for reading.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-11708953864648055312016-02-21T14:54:04.881-08:002016-02-21T14:54:04.881-08:00My laughing began when I read the title! I knew I ...My laughing began when I read the title! I knew I was in for a good laugh.<br /><br />I'm reminded of my dear 82 year old mother, who says that it just slips out nowadays. And because she's lost most of her sense of smell, she doesn't know who she has offended. Anitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08180243708565855383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-65658441166044601232016-02-13T03:49:36.490-08:002016-02-13T03:49:36.490-08:00Yes, hasty, wind-related escapes can be awkward.
A...Yes, hasty, wind-related escapes can be awkward.<br />And now I'm off to find out who this Shyamalan chap is!Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-8168629670076789772016-02-12T12:03:11.059-08:002016-02-12T12:03:11.059-08:00Ha, a brilliant twist/cliffhanger worthy of M. Nig...Ha, a brilliant twist/cliffhanger worthy of M. Night Shyamalan himself in his heydey!<br /><br />I hate the situations where you have to make a hasty retreat for some desperate "fart privacy." Doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's never fun.Daniel Nesthttp://nest-expressed.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-20434326870929961412016-02-12T00:38:00.630-08:002016-02-12T00:38:00.630-08:00There you go! I stand united with your daughters.There you go! I stand united with your daughters.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-28692831957589928092016-02-12T00:36:53.010-08:002016-02-12T00:36:53.010-08:00Deep down, you're just a big softie!Deep down, you're just a big softie!Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-27470138133256314472016-02-11T09:26:50.599-08:002016-02-11T09:26:50.599-08:00It was truly amazing. I kinda felt sorry for her....It was truly amazing. I kinda felt sorry for her.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-62761865391763220862016-02-11T06:28:02.864-08:002016-02-11T06:28:02.864-08:00OMG too funny! My daughters say I'm not allowe...OMG too funny! My daughters say I'm not allowed to fart or poop because mothers just don't do those sort of things.....menopausal mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09058933838070665032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-70935935744681937322016-02-08T00:56:57.260-08:002016-02-08T00:56:57.260-08:00Neat story, Al. Certain things can slip out when e...Neat story, Al. Certain things can slip out when engaged in gymnastic manoeuvres!Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-87907208913973145722016-02-08T00:54:49.353-08:002016-02-08T00:54:49.353-08:00So pleased it made you smile - and that you can re...So pleased it made you smile - and that you can respond positively to silliness despite all the serious issues you so eloquently write about. Take care. Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-81829727716018832802016-02-08T00:51:13.974-08:002016-02-08T00:51:13.974-08:00I couldn't bear to countenance such a possibil...I couldn't bear to countenance such a possibility!Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-64014301322474071292016-02-08T00:48:25.269-08:002016-02-08T00:48:25.269-08:00Yes, the covert passing of wind by partners in the...Yes, the covert passing of wind by partners in the early stages of their relationship seems commonplace. I still don't do it in front of my lady, after 35 years together. <br />Thanks for reading and the (typically) honest feedback.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-16760602286602640322016-02-05T09:57:34.930-08:002016-02-05T09:57:34.930-08:00I remember the first time I heard a girl fart. Wh...I remember the first time I heard a girl fart. When I was a senior in high school (yeah, it took that long), the neighbor girl was trying to impress me (she had low standards) with her ability to do some sort of gymnastic maneuver (I'd usually jump all over a statement like that-please feel free). As she flexed (once again, feel free), a little SQUEAK slipped out. She turned crimson and ran away. I didn't see her again for months.<br />Incidentally, I have a sister. I can assure you that girls use the crapper. I never heard her fart, though.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-3113436462544934742016-02-05T06:48:36.657-08:002016-02-05T06:48:36.657-08:00Beautifully, hilariously written, darling!
You al...Beautifully, hilariously written, darling!<br />You always make manage to make me smile. <br />Love from Duluth. xMy Inner Chickhttp://myinnerchick.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-60629675637314365212016-02-04T16:05:19.351-08:002016-02-04T16:05:19.351-08:00So SHE was the one who farted?So SHE was the one who farted?stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-35960082191078381922016-02-04T12:29:04.822-08:002016-02-04T12:29:04.822-08:00I'm sorry. I would love to write something wit...I'm sorry. I would love to write something witty right now but I'm laughing so hard, I can't see my screen because of the tears in my eyes. Alpha Hubby spent our first year leaving the room. I didn't know this so thought he must not scent the air, well, until that one time he didn't get out in time. I wanted to laugh, to point it out, to make a big hurrah out of it - but we were still in our first year of marriage so I was kind. Him toward me? Not so much. He still hates it and I still (mostly) keep my snarky comments to myself. I loved this post - so brilliantly written!! LBDDiarieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12095130599361379113noreply@blogger.com