tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post3068200220243760471..comments2022-11-03T04:11:14.177-07:00Comments on Bryan Jones' Diary - the ramblings of a menopausal man: A rude awakeningBryan Joneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-41529032681556546872013-07-04T10:39:33.951-07:002013-07-04T10:39:33.951-07:00Apologies for the fright, Terrye.
By the way, th...Apologies for the fright, Terrye. <br /><br />By the way, the picture is not my butt. I wish it was; my arse is much less appealing than the one shown.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-455162346961400482013-07-04T08:06:27.527-07:002013-07-04T08:06:27.527-07:00Bryan, you scared the crap outta me. After my tong...Bryan, you scared the crap outta me. After my tongue lashing over using the word "shit," I was afraid I was gonna get an earful for having someone link up an erotica with the Humor Me! Blog Hop. And then you punched me in the throat with your anus. Well played! :)Terryehttp://misplacedalaskan.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-16046293470902703272013-07-03T10:37:19.157-07:002013-07-03T10:37:19.157-07:00Fully recovered now, thank you. Or at least the ph...Fully recovered now, thank you. Or at least the physical wounds have healed - the psychological scars remain!Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-50204808841555213682013-07-03T10:34:58.783-07:002013-07-03T10:34:58.783-07:00I didn't purposely omit the thumbnail photo of...I didn't purposely omit the thumbnail photo off the blog-hop; I just botched the upload! Says a lot about my IT skills.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-87471208183902183962013-07-03T10:31:40.001-07:002013-07-03T10:31:40.001-07:00I bet the surgical team have a few tales to tell.
...I bet the surgical team have a few tales to tell.<br /><br />Thanks for taking the time to comment.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-42334294100195600272013-07-02T20:03:38.543-07:002013-07-02T20:03:38.543-07:00For a brief moment, I thought for sure you had hoo...For a brief moment, I thought for sure you had hooked up to the wrong hop! Or maybe that I'd clicked on the wrong thing. The bare butt caught me off guard, and then the sexy beginning, and then BA HA HA! Oh thank goodness it IS meant to be humor!<br /><br />Hope you've recovered without any lasting effects...<br /><br />Thanks for hooking up with the Humor Me Blog Hop! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-31111995033261177092013-07-02T17:49:22.140-07:002013-07-02T17:49:22.140-07:00BTW, I was joking about the man's butt, but no...BTW, I was joking about the man's butt, but now that I re-read what I wrote, it doesn't sound like I'm joking at all. I'm lame like that sometimes. ;-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940266024306074097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-75400731341563158452013-07-02T17:30:10.062-07:002013-07-02T17:30:10.062-07:00Haha! VERY funny. I always wonder what I might hav...Haha! VERY funny. I always wonder what I might have done or said while I'm under. Some of the photos are a tad disturbing!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09174682655234764319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-45581489142225150292013-06-30T13:59:35.346-07:002013-06-30T13:59:35.346-07:00I'm sure the operating staff have seen it all ...I'm sure the operating staff have seen it all before.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-56447972372064364692013-06-20T18:00:31.643-07:002013-06-20T18:00:31.643-07:00Yep, the operating staff probably got quite a show...Yep, the operating staff probably got quite a show... I hope. :)Anitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08180243708565855383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-42078400823312413132013-06-11T12:14:09.518-07:002013-06-11T12:14:09.518-07:00I'm glad it amused you, Joe. And I hope you ca...I'm glad it amused you, Joe. And I hope you can sit down soon.<br /><br />Thanks for dropping by.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-61417514564591668502013-06-11T11:53:00.092-07:002013-06-11T11:53:00.092-07:00That was funny as hell and now I'm having trou...That was funny as hell and now I'm having trouble sitting down.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02865863984001684338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-33895462990548436912013-06-05T12:38:40.386-07:002013-06-05T12:38:40.386-07:00Thank you Daniel. Hospitals have been inducing fan...Thank you Daniel. Hospitals have been inducing fantasies since my childhood days when I played "doctors and nurses" with my cousin.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-47287672215704453592013-06-05T12:17:01.589-07:002013-06-05T12:17:01.589-07:00Ha, great stuff. Nothing better than hospital-indu...Ha, great stuff. Nothing better than hospital-induced fantasies!<br /><br />Happy to hear you're on your way to recovery.Daniel Nesthttp://nest-expressed.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-29092699459609908902013-06-04T11:47:58.121-07:002013-06-04T11:47:58.121-07:00Sorry for any embarrassment caused, Kate. The man&...Sorry for any embarrassment caused, Kate. The man's-butt picture just seemed so apt for the post, but maybe I should shrink it to avoid traumatizing the children of the western world (not to mention their parents). <br /><br />Thanks for your interest.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-1496066828142546042013-06-03T20:34:46.526-07:002013-06-03T20:34:46.526-07:00I read this the other day and laughed, but I was s...I read this the other day and laughed, but I was so embarrassed by the picture that I had to get it off my screen, especially when my kids could come walking by and wonder why mama is looking at a man's butt. You're writing is so good, I really enjoy reading your posts.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940266024306074097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-70042684931952728492013-05-26T19:32:27.908-07:002013-05-26T19:32:27.908-07:00And, even after 25 years, I still don't read t...And, even after 25 years, I still don't read the Sunday newspaper on the "throne."<br />And bran is my friend.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-89400936745837251942013-05-26T02:13:54.602-07:002013-05-26T02:13:54.602-07:00As I have come to expect, such vivid imagery Al.
...As I have come to expect, such vivid imagery Al.<br /><br />The area in question is still stinging!<br /><br />Thanks for your interest.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-73149582284066471122013-05-26T02:11:05.934-07:002013-05-26T02:11:05.934-07:00I'm humbled to receive praise from such a tale...I'm humbled to receive praise from such a talented writer and I appreciate your enduring support.<br /><br />I eagerly await the account of your own "back-door" surgery.<br /><br />Take care.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-9380084785312046862013-05-25T19:20:55.012-07:002013-05-25T19:20:55.012-07:00As long as you didn't wake up from your operat...As long as you didn't wake up from your operation with a woodie....<br />One day I'll have to write about my hemorrhoid surgery in 1988.<br />"So, how bad will it be?"<br />"Imagine sliding down a bannister with razor blades with no trousers on into a vat of rubbing alcohol."<br />"Yeah?"<br />"It's worse."Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-17767320067136432802013-05-25T15:33:29.899-07:002013-05-25T15:33:29.899-07:00This was a truly great post. well paced and constr...This was a truly great post. well paced and constructed. You've given me courage to talk about my rectal surgery...almost.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-70964634184253073702013-05-25T14:55:24.492-07:002013-05-25T14:55:24.492-07:00Any medical exploration of the large intestine is ...Any medical exploration of the large intestine is never pleasant.<br /><br />You might have had fantasies, Thomas, but perhaps you can't remember them.<br /><br />Thanks for taking the time to stop by.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-53891521410895944682013-05-25T14:48:46.136-07:002013-05-25T14:48:46.136-07:00I'm delighted my story lightened your day. &qu...I'm delighted my story lightened your day. "Bollocks" is a popular word in the UK; I'd be honored if you spread its use across Canada.<br /><br />I appreciate your support and encouragement, Pam.<br /><br />Best wishes Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-72310439206447686812013-05-25T14:44:13.124-07:002013-05-25T14:44:13.124-07:00I'm not sure I impressed them, Ken. Then again...I'm not sure I impressed them, Ken. Then again, I might linger in their memories for a long-time as a source of ridicule.<br /><br />Thanks as always for your interest.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3053340598207983157.post-15214483108213302013-05-25T13:58:54.942-07:002013-05-25T13:58:54.942-07:00That dream is ALMOST enough to make one want to go...That dream is ALMOST enough to make one want to go through the same experience. I recently underwent a colonoscopy — which ranks about as high on the pleasure scale as a hemorrhoidectomy — but I had no such fantasies while in la-la land.<br /><br />Very funny stuff.Guy Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12295921407631250992noreply@blogger.com